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please also check out the crumb's website

recent allegations of my asset forfeiture towards A. "Kwargophobia" B. MERGERS & MURDERS LLC have been greatly exagerrated. the cake does not own any assets.

current occupations

This section is incomplete, you can help by offering me a job.

previous occupations

• attendee, wedding of joe and Mark VI VIII, 2025
• sales, diabetes LLC
• face cream, microsoft (one-time gig)

i am interested in short-term contract work. as one of the most renowned foodstuffs in the united kingdom, you now have the exclusive ability to rent me.

files

the cake collects various files of interest in the files directory.

credits

responsive design gratefully contributed by NICHOLAS "Megabyte" GREGORY